Arnold wants to take me to Chez Paris tomorrow.

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

I wonder what the little freak wants.

Helga I just want to talk. Nothing crazy.

Whatever you say, Arnoldo. As long as you’re paying. :)

Arnold wants to take me to Chez Paris tomorrow.

I wonder what the little freak wants.

WE-elllllll!

pookieandgrandpaphil:

It looks like Shortman’s got himself a little romance going on now!

I don’t want to take credit for this, but I’m pretty sure it was my sage advice and wise words that kicked him in the right direction! Right in the patootie! Pow! Heh heh heh heh. 

Anyway, Pookie thinks it’s Valentine’s Day, so we’re going to have some sort of gigantic dinner. I swear, if she makes us have watermelon again I’m gonna blow a gasket. 

Maybe Arnold will invite his new little friend over!

Ah, young love. It’s much like old love, except not as irritating and far more enthusiastic. It’s just better all around.

Well, I’m off to my office to do some important PAPER work! Ha! Get it? 

Toilet…paper….

I crack me up.

I… you… he… what? How did you… did he…. Arnold what have you been telling people?

So I saw Arnold at the park last night.

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

He just told me about the girl who used to pick on him when he was a kid.. But, He got off topic and lost me completely.

But, Lila’s helped a little.. I’ve just…

I’ll- uh, try. Do you.. Want to meet up somewhere?

Whatever floats your boat, Football Head.

Great! Meet me at the park then? 

See you there Arnoldo.

an-optimistic-football:

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

He just told me about the girl who used to pick on him when he was a kid.. But, He got off topic and lost me completely.

But, Lila’s helped a little.. I’ve just…

I’ll- uh, try. Do you.. Want to meet up somewhere?

Whatever floats your boat, Football Head.

I kind of talked to Grandpa.

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

He just told me about the girl who used to pick on him when he was a kid.. But, He got off topic and lost me completely.

But, Lila’s helped a little.. I’ve just never been so confused in my life.

I just want Helga to talk to me again. I want to see her again. 

You… wait… you want to see me? You… you miss me?

Well- I uh.. I mean.. Like.. Yes..

I uh… do you want to talk?

A-as long as you don’t get mad..

I can try not to, b-but I mean, as long as you try to control your inner know-it-all.

I kind of talked to Grandpa.

an-optimistic-football:

helgalovesarnold:

an-optimistic-football:

He just told me about the girl who used to pick on him when he was a kid.. But, He got off topic and lost me completely.

But, Lila’s helped a little.. I’ve just never been so confused in my life.

I just want Helga to talk to me again. I want to see her again. 

You… wait… you want to see me? You… you miss me?

Well- I uh.. I mean.. Like.. Yes..

I uh… do you want to talk?

I kind of talked to Grandpa.

an-optimistic-football:

He just told me about the girl who used to pick on him when he was a kid.. But, He got off topic and lost me completely.

But, Lila’s helped a little.. I’ve just never been so confused in my life.

I just want Helga to talk to me again. I want to see her again. 

You… wait… you want to see me? You… you miss me?

Helga, just so you know, Arnold is ever so distraught about this whole locket situation. I'm not sure myself what is going on, but he is probably going to talk to you. Maybe you should get to him first...?

I don’t want to talk to him, Dollface. I want to kill him.